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[原创]那啥老板,谁会花钱买个“阴道”车啊

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发表于 2007-5-16 07:03:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Arial"></font></p></span>&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"></font></p></span>&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">上海车展后上海通用别克就哗拉哗拉整了个“林荫大道”出来了,形容得那个叫豪华尊贵啊,定位是商业精英、四五十岁的成功男人。。。可哪位老板会花钱去买个“阴道”车呢??中国老板好多人太讲究风水了,买房买地讲究风水,买车也不含糊,名字咋能乱取呢,男人开一款外号“阴道”的车,你让他如何抬头……从营销上来讲,这名字取得真</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">TM</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">破,一点也没抓住大部分人迷信讲究这样那样的心理(上海通用不是很能掰么?这下突得那么愚蠢),哪个男人愿意从进这样一辆车里面去啊,别人一见喊一声:“咿呀,瞧那小子坐在那阴。。。。,呜呼哀哉</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">冷汗一冒</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">赶紧找个地缝一钻,了事了。。。。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">话说北美别克</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">ark Avenue</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">,也就是意译过来的“林荫大道”是风靡一时啊,经典到在</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">2005</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">年停产,并在</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> 2006</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">年被别克的新车</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> Lucerne</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">所取代。这就是当年的</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">ark Avenue</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">,还算不错哦</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://photo6.hexun.com/p/2007/0515/96877/b_7FD0F723BEAB5BC1AD9036B8F93606AB.jpg" border="0" alt=""/></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">上海通用别克在国内出过一辆极其失败的车,那就是失败得大名鼎鼎的“荣御”</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">Royaum</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">了,已经灰溜溜地停产了。。。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span>&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://photo6.hexun.com/p/2007/0515/96877/b_F8100E95922CAAE7E582943B802E9B2B.jpg" border="0" alt=""/></p><p><font face="宋体"></font>&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">如今通用要大举玩一把乾坤大挪移。。。挪啊挪,移啊移——先不说,让我们来看看澳大利亚的霍顿</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">WM Statesman</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">车型,纯澳洲血统的车</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://photo6.hexun.com/p/2007/0515/96877/b_35872D95B332142ABC032364A80BBFB9.jpg" border="0" alt=""/></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">在上海通用别克这营销高手的妙手之下,哗啦哗啦,国产别克“林荫大道”横空出世!莫名的豪华。。。。中国人眼睛不好使啊,没有看出来它”骨子里仍然属于荣御</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">Royaum</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">系列,其车型平台仍然是上一代的</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">WL Statesman</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">(</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">2005</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">年停产,</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">2006</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">年换代成</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">WM</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">),没有看出来“别克</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">林荫大道”就是澳洲霍顿</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">WM Statesman</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">车型的国产小改款。这</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">TM</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">真不像是蒙人啊,,煞有其事来着!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">请看:上海通用并不想渲染出任何来自澳洲的因素,而是将其渲染为具有纯正美国血统的豪华车。这</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">TM</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">就是蒙人啊。。。我不否认林荫大道外形或者技术(当然我鄙视它的命名,在中国的语言环境下),但大哥您别糊弄我啊,最恨老外把中国人当傻瓜耍了!</span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://photo6.hexun.com/p/2007/0515/96877/b_E520990300DAE5E48065FCA926A0315B.jpg" border="0" alt=""/>
发表于 2007-5-16 12:59:00 | 显示全部楼层
听说超女李宇春就是坐的这款车,看她红不了多久了,呵呵
发表于 2007-5-17 14:48:00 | 显示全部楼层
<p>啊哦,不是吧,我的偶像春春啊,赶紧换车了,不要坐这个了</p>
发表于 2007-5-27 15:14:00 | 显示全部楼层
楼上的是玉米啊, 我可不喜欢她的,男不男女不女
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