[转帖]狂人秀模仿奥巴马全过程

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">变形金刚第一式：黑皮肤</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">要学奥巴马，黄皮肤黑眼睛的可不行。变黑的最快捷径是什么，那就是晒太阳啊。古天乐不就是这么变黑的么？但是兄弟我没钱，别说马尔代夫桑吉巴尔了，就是海南三亚都莫钱去，只好每天在自家阳台上晒阳光浴。在不穿衣服不擦防晒霜皮肤脱了好几层的情况下，终于在顺利通过了这第一关。</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">（看看我这皮肤，嘿嘿）</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">变形金刚第二式：三寸不烂之舌</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">皮肤的改造只是万里长城走完了半步。兄弟我原本是沉默寡言内向害羞型的，离奥巴马的口若悬河滔滔不绝差的可不是一星半点。江山易改本性难移啊，为了在口才上赶英超美，我面朝我家门前那条小沟，冬练三九，夏练三伏，直到有一天，小沟里面的虾米螃蟹都感动的爬出来向我致敬方才罢休。</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">（别说，这是周星星的秘笈，一般人我不告诉他）</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">变形金刚第三式：</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">USHMAIL<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">前段时间奥巴马同学不是为了使用手机的问题还闹出了挺大动静么。奥同学喜欢使用黑莓，说使用起来方便快捷。但是国家安全部认为那玩意保密性不好。费了老大劲，才由军方研发了一套巨牛</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">X</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">的保密软件出来，方才让奥巴马把黑莓带入白宫。兄弟我虽然暂时没有奥巴马那么牛</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">X</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">那么忙碌，但好歹也是一商务人士，每天的邮件往来还是非常不少地。但是黑莓吧，随时都是神经兮兮的，这里要收费那里要收费，一副守财奴的模样。兄弟我又没有美国总统每年好几十万美金的年薪，可不能跟人奥巴马瞎折腾。哥们多聪明啊，不就是发个邮件么，随便在网上那么一搜，装了个阳光邮的软件，也是跟黑莓一样的</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">pushmail</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，只要有邮件，就和短消息一样滴滴一声，自动在兄弟我的手机上跳出来了，爽死。在这点上，兄弟我是青出于蓝而胜于蓝，超过奥巴马同志啦。</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">变形金刚第四式：左撇子</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">嘿嘿，知道左撇子都有哪些人么？远有尼克松近有奥巴马，文有爱因斯坦武有巴顿将军，都是惊天地泣鬼神的大牛啊。嘿嘿，古人言上天与降大任与斯人也，必先苦其心志用其左手啊。兄弟我天生左撇子，那和奥巴马同学是存在本质上的一致性地。</span></p>