[转帖]为了个DEO，我跟我丈母娘干起来了！

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<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">为了个</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman">DEO</font></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，我跟我丈母娘干起来了！</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">这年头，倒插门可真不容易！成天要面对丈母娘那张臭脸，我真的是够够的了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~~</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">尤其我老婆现在一怀孕，我在他们家更是低三下四的，什么活都是我干，什么气都是我受，连说话都不敢大声！昨天就是为了一个显示器，我和我丈母娘大吵一架，差点动手！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">我老婆现在怀孕三个月了，现在在家里办公，为了让她能更舒服一点，我给她换了一个</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">DEO</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">LED</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">液晶显示器，我问过了，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">LED</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">的显示器没有辐射，孕妇也能用。而且这东西也不贵，买了它我的工资还剩了千八百块钱，够用了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">昨天晚上吃完饭，我把厨房收拾好以后就回屋了，这时候丈母娘推门而进，看见在电脑前坐的老婆就大发雷霆！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span></span></font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">“我都说了多少遍了！不要玩电脑，电脑有辐射，你们咋就是不听呢！你是怎么伺候你老婆的？你知不知道她怀孕了？你这个爸是不是不想当了！”丈母娘的声音死大，惊得我岳父和我小舅子都跑到我这屋里。“我看你就是想折磨死我女儿再娶一个是不是！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">我说我真比窦娥还冤啊</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">买个显示器还不是为你女儿好，你到头来还骂我。可是人在屋檐下，哪能不低头，我只好给她讲道理：“妈，你别生气，我问过了，这是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">LED</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">的液晶显示器，人家卖电脑的人说这东西省电，没有辐射，也没有汞和砷，怀孕的人也可以用的，你不用担心</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">……</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span></span></font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">“屁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">！你别以为你妈人老了好骗！电视上都说了电脑辐射强！你当我傻子啊！”老太太就是认死理，总是觉得自己说的话永远都是对的。到后来越骂越难听，什么我不是男人啦，什么我窝囊靠媳妇养啊……真不知道这老太太上哪找的那么多骂人的话！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">靠，老子不忍了！“我又没花你的钱，我给我媳妇买一个无辐射的显示器你在这叫唤啥！！辐射辐射，你知道啥叫辐射不？光知道电脑有辐射，我告诉你就你那三十二寸的长虹比我这辐射还大呢！你还成天让她陪你看电视！也不知道谁想害人！我还没说你谋杀我儿子呢！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">老太婆一看我发火了，就开始吼叫：“我怎么害人了！你说，我怎么害人了！我伺候你们吃，伺候你们穿，我怎么害人了！你花你自己的钱买东西，电费你自己怎么不掏？就会让我多花钱！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span></span></font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">“我吃你啥穿你啥了？每个月的伙食费我都按时交，欠过你一次吗？我吃点肉你脸拉得跟马一样！我喝瓶饮料就跟要了你的命一样！都给你说了，这玩意省电花不了几个电钱，你要是没钱交电费，我给你交！不用给我哭穷，少在这找茬”老婆在旁边拽着我，让我少说两句。靠，吵得真舒坦，别以为老实人就好欺负，逼急了我管你是不是我丈母娘！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span></span></font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">“对，我就是找茬，我就是找茬让我姑娘蹬了你！你个小兔崽子，别把自己说的那么好！你能舍得给我姑娘用好东西？你算了吧你！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">就这样，我和这老太太一下吵到</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">点多，要不是老丈人拦着，我估计老太太恨不得冲上来挠我两把！我管她呢！我忍无可忍就无需再忍了！咱也要男儿当自强！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">靠！吵架真爽！！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p>