<font face="宋体">这几天跑的我估计瘦了</font>2<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">斤(好有成就感,整个人都跑崩溃了</span></span>....<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">),从银行到中介再到银行,然后去体检,回中介,再回体检那取结果</span></span>......<p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"> 好在体检各项都是优,没想到我还是蛮有战斗力的,</span></span>3<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">天没吃到油腥了,今天到沈阳北站真的想一头扎进麦当劳,无奈体检最后一项每人发了一粒预防霍乱的胶囊,并被告知</span></span>3<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">天内忌生冷,油腻,海鲜,酒</span></span>.....<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">这不是体检前就这么要求的吗?又得</span></span>3<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">天啊,还让人</span></span>.....<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">不了啊</span></span>~<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"><span style="COLOR: #000000;">!</span></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"> 体检很搞笑,除了正常的验血验尿意外,心肝脾肺都做了电图,</span></span>800<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"><span style="COLOR: #000000;">块没白花啊,有个医生说我脂肪肝到中度了,叫我注意饮食,睡眠,叫我少喝点酒,其实我已经很久没怎么喝酒了。</span></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"> 我排队等检查身高体重血压,排了老半天进去了,那医生看看我,问:戴多大度数的镜子?身高多少?体重多少?我如实回答后,医生在检查结果上一一记下,并按了个章,就算检查完了。更搞笑的是,有个大夫(男的)要看我小</span></span>JJ<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">,我把裤子拉开一下,他瞅了一眼就完事了,今天下午取了健康证,上面赫然的写着一项:生殖系统没有问题</span></span>~<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">!我突然感觉到我我做为男人的价值了</span></span>~<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">!今天群里面有人和我开玩笑,问要是女的怎么办?我突然灵机一动:摸咪咪呗?(我现在好邪恶啊</span></span>~~<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">!</span></span>)</p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"> 总之体检完了,万事大吉</span></span>~<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">!除了在沈阳北站吃了顿让我恶心的晚饭</span></span>~<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">!比索马里海盗还无耻,联合国管不管啊</span></span>~<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">!(主要是我妈不习惯吃麦当劳,而且我也不能吃油腻的</span></span>~<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"><span style="COLOR: #000000;">!)</span></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">下面我介绍下他们是如何黑我的:</span></span><br/> <br/><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">我问:</span></span>“<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">快餐怎么卖的啊?</span></span>”</strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">服务员:</span></span>“<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">肉菜</span></span>12<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">,素菜</span></span>8<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">块,凉菜</span></span>6<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">块</span></span>”</strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">我真后悔没问饭多钱</span></span>~<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"><span style="COLOR: #000000;">!</span></span></strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">我又问:</span></span>“<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">肉菜给拼盘不?</span></span>”</strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">服务员:</span></span>“<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">可以,最多</span></span>2<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">份</span></span>”</strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">我看了一圈:</span></span>“<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">那我拼一份这个土豆炖鸡肉吧,再来这个丸子</span></span>”</strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">打完菜后,我问:</span></span>“<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">多钱啊?</span></span>”</strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">服务员说:</span></span>“<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">你先去吃吧,我一会过去收</span></span>”</strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">我一合计也没多少,一份菜</span></span>12<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">,那点米饭也就</span></span>1<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"><span style="COLOR: #000000;">块钱呗?</span></span></strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">然后我就感觉不对劲,那服务员一直盯着我看,直到我吃了第一口,她刷的一下冲过来,熟练的按着计算器,一共</span></span>34~<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"><span style="COLOR: #000000;">!</span></span></strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">我当时就崩溃了,我问:</span></span>“<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">怎么算也不能</span></span>34<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">啊</span></span>~<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">!</span></span>”</strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">她说:</span></span>“<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">你这是</span></span>2<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">个肉菜</span></span>~<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">!米饭</span></span>10<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">块</span></span>~<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">!</span></span>”</strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">我当时就蒙了,大脑处于停顿状态</span></span>5<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"><span style="COLOR: #000000;">秒。</span></span></strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">接着我又问:</span></span>“<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">我这是拼盘肉菜啊,不</span></span>12<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">吗?</span></span>”</strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">她说:</span></span>“<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">你这不是</span></span>1<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">份,拼盘是允许你最多打</span></span>2<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">个肉菜的意思,不是拼成一份</span></span>~<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">!</span></span>”</strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">我操</span></span>~<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">!我当时就有点激动了,想我也算久经杀场,各种场合也都见过,就是没见过如此牛</span></span>B<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">的饭店,米饭比素菜还贵</span></span>~<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">!然后就是就算你有钱在这家饭店最多也只能吃到</span></span>2<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">个肉菜</span></span>~<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"><span style="COLOR: #000000;">!</span></span></strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">我看着盘里的肉菜,土豆炖鸡肉,用筷子努力的翻了几下,找到了一块鸡肉,但我只看到的只是一块鸡皮包着的骨头</span></span>......<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">我又夹了一口丸子,原来这个肉菜是面菜</span></span>...... <span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">米饭我吃了</span></span>2<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">口,约</span></span>1<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">两半</span></span>......</strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">这时我也恍然明白了,只要你不动筷子,就可以不吃,只要你动了筷子</span></span>......</strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">无奈啊,我一直都承认站前的饭店黑,但没想到</span></span>TMD<span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">黑到这个程度。龙门客栈,杀人不见血啊。</span></span></strong></font></p><p style="MARGIN: 6pt 0cm;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="COLOR: #000000;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">中国人果然有做生意的头脑,这个世界早晚属于中国的</span></span>.....</strong></font></p><p><font color="#ff0000"><strong> </strong></font></p>
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