English Joke

Eric

<p>A: please call me a taxi</p><p>B: Yes sir, You are a taxi</p>

Eric

<p>Man: i offer you myself</p><p>Woman: i am sorry i never accept cheap gifts</p><p>Man: i want to share everything with you</p><p>Woman: let't start from your bank account</p>

Eric

<p>Teacher: why are you late?</p><p>Student: there was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill</p><p>Teacher: that's nice. were you helping him look for it?</p><p>Student: no,i was standing on it</p><p></p>

Eric

<p>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you</p><p>Woman: yes ,but would you stay there?</p>